Clip the last 30 seconds of stream.

Find out how long you have been following Jack.

Find out how long Jack has been online.

Let Jack know that you have to lurk for now.

Let Jack know that you are tired and yawning.

Let Jack know that you’ve sneezed.

Cheers! Clink bink bonk!

Get a link to the site.

Get a link to the site for TTS.

Find out the likelihood that you break stream.

Find out if you are a Smash or a Pass.

Let Jack know that you’re first.

Decide to be a regular with Schlaacka.

Force Jack to check his posture.

Fix the stream.

Force happiness upon Jack.

Post a message onto the screen underneath Jack.

Play the “Bonk!” sound.

Play the “Huh!” sound.

Force Jack to hydrate.

Play the “Maow!” sound.

Play the Wow! sound.

Take the single braincell for ten minutes.

Play the “At this moment, he knew…” sound.

Time yourself out for five minutes.

Steal the braincell from someone.

Force Jack to focus back to the game if he’s distracted.

Time someone out.

Jack can say “Gorilla” ONCE a stream. Use this carefully.

Deflect a timeout back to the person who sent you it.

Summon one of Jack’s AI companions.

Jack has to grab one of his cats, Gordon Ramsay or Billie Holiday.

The scary version of TTS will be on.

TTS will be turned off for 5 minutes.

Jack has to put on a tiara and princess music.

Jack has to play a day of Catz.

Control the rest of stream. Jack does what you say.

KILL THE SINGLE BRAIN CELL.